{"id":17320,"date":"2012-11-27T17:54:21","date_gmt":"2012-11-27T21:54:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=17320"},"modified":"2012-11-27T17:57:32","modified_gmt":"2012-11-27T21:57:32","slug":"black-friday-underwear-brawl-victorias-secret-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2012\/11\/27\/black-friday-underwear-brawl-victorias-secret-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Lingerie Lust (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You know it&#8217;s the Christmas season, when you read about a Black Friday brawl <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dailymail.co.uk\/news\/article-2238860\/Black-Friday-Brawl-breaks-panties-Victorias-Secret--caught-video.html\">breaking out over panties at Victoria&#8217;s Secret<\/a>.  This mall melee at the Roseville Galleria Mall in California was all captured on video.<\/p>\n<p>Lingerie Lust (Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>In their lust for a haul at the mall,<br \/>\nPantie shoppers broke into a brawl.<br \/>\nTo put it quite briefly<br \/>\nThe reasons are chiefly<br \/>\nTheir vainness and greed &#8212; a clothes call.<\/p>\n<p>While we&#8217;re on the subject of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/secret_shopper.html\">undie shopping at Victoria&#8217;s Secret, Secret Shopper<\/a> is an old humor column about shopping for panties with my late mother. (It was her favorite column featuring her antics.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know it&#8217;s the Christmas season, when you read about a Black Friday brawl breaking out over panties at Victoria&#8217;s Secret. This mall melee at the Roseville Galleria Mall in California was all captured on video. Lingerie Lust (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane In their lust for a haul at the mall, Pantie shoppers broke [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[49,33,42,8,45],"tags":[2549,1637,1655,2133,1183,4927,1675,188,3302,4937,1715,3303,1751,167,3301],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17320"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17320"}],"version-history":[{"count":23,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17320\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17343,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17320\/revisions\/17343"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17320"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17320"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17320"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}