{"id":17126,"date":"2014-03-04T15:30:22","date_gmt":"2014-03-04T19:30:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=17126"},"modified":"2014-03-04T15:30:22","modified_gmt":"2014-03-04T19:30:22","slug":"national-grammar-day-humor-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2014\/03\/04\/national-grammar-day-humor-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy National Grammar Day (March 4)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Happy <a href=\"http:\/\/nationalgrammarday.com\/\">National Grammar Day<\/a> (March 4). <\/p>\n<p>Grammar Gripes (Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>A grammar-fanatic would gripe<br \/>\nTo his wife about language, and snipe:<br \/>\n&#8220;Your syntax is bad!&#8221;<br \/>\nShe&#8217;d respond, really mad:<br \/>\n&#8220;I&#8217;ll divorce you if down you don&#8217;t pipe.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Happy National Grammar Day (March 4). Grammar Gripes (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane A grammar-fanatic would gripe To his wife about language, and snipe: &#8220;Your syntax is bad!&#8221; She&#8217;d respond, really mad: &#8220;I&#8217;ll divorce you if down you don&#8217;t pipe.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[53,42,1524],"tags":[1264,422,1165,382,427,1837,4902,1164,3287],"class_list":["post-17126","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-language-humor","category-limericks","category-odd-holidays","tag-divorce-humor","tag-grammar-humor","tag-grammar-limerick","tag-husband-wife-limerick","tag-language-satire","tag-march-holidays","tag-marriage-humor","tag-national-grammar-day","tag-syntax-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17126","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17126"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17126\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25080,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17126\/revisions\/25080"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17126"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17126"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17126"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}