{"id":1704,"date":"2010-03-10T17:25:50","date_gmt":"2010-03-10T21:25:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=1704"},"modified":"2010-03-10T19:22:03","modified_gmt":"2010-03-10T23:22:03","slug":"greedy-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2010\/03\/10\/greedy-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"A Limerick Meal (Poetry Prompt)"},"content":{"rendered":"

I hope you\u2019ll join me in writing a limerick with this as a first line:<\/p>\n

\n

A wealthy old fellow named Bart…<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Here’s mine:<\/p>\n

A Limerick Meal
\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n

A wealthy old fellow named Bart
\nBegan ev’ry meal with a fart.
\nWhen guests came to dine
\nThey’d pretend all was fine
\nCuz they hoped to inherit his art.<\/p>\n

Please feel free to write your own limerick using the same first line and post it in my comments. And if you\u2019re on Facebook<\/a>, I hope you\u2019ll join my friends in that same activity in my Limerick-Offs.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I hope you\u2019ll join me in writing a limerick with this as a first line: A wealthy old fellow named Bart… Here’s mine: A Limerick Meal By Madeleine Begun Kane A wealthy old fellow named Bart Began ev’ry meal with a fart. When guests came to dine They’d pretend all was fine Cuz they hoped […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[83,49,13,120,41,23,122,104,352,42,8,103,91],"tags":[549,712,1180,1181,1183,1182,188,4973,203],"class_list":["post-1704","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-art-humor-verse","category-behavior-personality","category-family-humor","category-family-verse","category-food-drink-humor","category-health-humor","category-health-verse","category-limerick-haiku-seeds","category-limerick-offs","category-limericks","category-money-humor","category-poetry-prompts","category-smell-humor","tag-art-limerick","tag-digestion-humor","tag-dinner-humor","tag-fart-limerick","tag-greed-humor","tag-inheritance-humor","tag-money-verse","tag-poetry-prompts","tag-writing-prompts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1704","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1704"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1704\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1862,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1704\/revisions\/1862"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1704"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1704"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1704"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}