{"id":17,"date":"2006-08-10T00:07:18","date_gmt":"2006-08-10T04:07:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2006\/08\/10\/drivers-who-make-me-see-red\/"},"modified":"2010-12-14T01:25:38","modified_gmt":"2010-12-14T05:25:38","slug":"drivers-who-make-me-see-red","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2006\/08\/10\/drivers-who-make-me-see-red\/","title":{"rendered":"Drivers Who Make Me See Red"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I probably shouldn&#8217;t admit this, but I&#8217;m prejudiced against people who drive red cars.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, I know &#8212; bias is bad, and I&#8217;m very ashamed. But in my defense, let me add that RED CAR DRIVERS ARE LUNATICS.<\/p>\n<p>Oops, did I say that? Sorry! I promise that from now on I&#8217;ll stop maligning those CERTIFIABLE MANIACS CAREENING AROUND IN BRIGHT RED AUTOMOBILES. &#8230; (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/redcars.html\">Drivers Who Make Me See Red is continued here.<\/a>) <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I probably shouldn&#8217;t admit this, but I&#8217;m prejudiced against people who drive red cars. Yes, I know &#8212; bias is bad, and I&#8217;m very ashamed. But in my defense, let me add that RED CAR DRIVERS ARE LUNATICS. Oops, did I say that? Sorry! I promise that from now on I&#8217;ll stop maligning those CERTIFIABLE [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,12,78,2],"tags":[220,327,1615,4910,1614,611],"class_list":["post-17","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-battle-of-the-sexes","category-car-humor","category-humor-columns","category-marriage-humor","tag-auto-humor","tag-automobile-humor","tag-bad-drivers","tag-car-humor","tag-driving-humor","tag-husband-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3700,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17\/revisions\/3700"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}