{"id":16891,"date":"2012-11-03T14:34:18","date_gmt":"2012-11-03T18:34:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=16891"},"modified":"2013-11-05T15:16:27","modified_gmt":"2013-11-05T19:16:27","slug":"sax-player-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2012\/11\/03\/sax-player-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"A Sax Tale"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A Sax Tale<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>A blowhard musician named Rand<br \/>\nPlayed sax (not too well) in a band.<br \/>\nHe&#8217;d blow solos, yet boast.<br \/>\nNow he&#8217;s finally toast&#8212;<br \/>\nThe leader, at last, took a stand.<\/p>\n<p><strong>UPDATE:<\/strong> November 6 is Saxophone Day, in honor of inventor Adolphe Sax&#8217;s birthday in 1814.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Sax Tale By Madeleine Begun Kane A blowhard musician named Rand Played sax (not too well) in a band. He&#8217;d blow solos, yet boast. Now he&#8217;s finally toast&#8212; The leader, at last, took a stand. UPDATE: November 6 is Saxophone Day, in honor of inventor Adolphe Sax&#8217;s birthday in 1814.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[49,2693,24,1524],"tags":[3905,3267,3266,1967,625,2063,3906,1263,319,2093,3268,3269],"class_list":["post-16891","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-behavior-personality","category-inventions-humor","category-music-humor","category-odd-holidays","tag-adolphe-sax","tag-bandleaders-humor","tag-blowhards-humor","tag-boasting","tag-conductor-limerick","tag-inventions-poem","tag-inventors","tag-music-humor-verse","tag-music-limerick","tag-november-holidays","tag-sax-humor","tag-saxophone-limerick"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16891","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16891"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16891\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23226,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16891\/revisions\/23226"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16891"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16891"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16891"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}