{"id":16851,"date":"2012-10-31T16:11:43","date_gmt":"2012-10-31T20:11:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=16851"},"modified":"2012-10-31T16:11:43","modified_gmt":"2012-10-31T20:11:43","slug":"halloween-haiku-hurricane-sandy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2012\/10\/31\/halloween-haiku-hurricane-sandy\/","title":{"rendered":"Halloween Haiku (2012)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Though schools remain closed,<br \/>\ntrick-or-treat stash is untouched:<br \/>\nHalloween Sandy.<\/p>\n<p>*****<\/p>\n<p>Hurricane Sandy<br \/>\nsure outpaces Halloween<br \/>\nin sheer spookiness.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Though schools remain closed, trick-or-treat stash is untouched: Halloween Sandy. ***** Hurricane Sandy sure outpaces Halloween in sheer spookiness.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[40,41,33,59],"tags":[2339,4933,328,215,2997,3254,861,2094,3255,573],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16851"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16851"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16851\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16855,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16851\/revisions\/16855"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16851"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16851"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16851"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}