{"id":16738,"date":"2012-10-27T16:35:32","date_gmt":"2012-10-27T20:35:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=16738"},"modified":"2012-12-16T17:27:20","modified_gmt":"2012-12-16T21:27:20","slug":"a-limerick-for-national-chocolate-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2012\/10\/27\/a-limerick-for-national-chocolate-day\/","title":{"rendered":"A Limerick For National Chocolate Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tomorrow, October 28th, is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.squidoo.com\/chocolate-affair\">National Chocolate Day<\/a>.  (Okay, every day is chocolate day in my house.  But still&#8230;)<\/p>\n<p>A Limerick for National Chocolate Day<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Oh, no!  Did I make a mistake<br \/>\nWhile baking that chocolate cake?<br \/>\nAn ingredient doubled?<br \/>\nOr tripled? I&#8217;m troubled!<br \/>\nI should have bought something from Drake.*<\/p>\n<p>* Drake&#8217;s a baking company,  now a <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Hostess_Brands\" rel=\"nofollow\">subsidary of Hostess.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>UPDATE: If you need a further excuse, I&#8217;ve just learned that December 16th is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.holidayinsights.com\/moreholidays\/December\/chocolatecovered.htm\">Chocolate Covered Anything Day.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tomorrow, October 28th, is National Chocolate Day. (Okay, every day is chocolate day in my house. But still&#8230;) A Limerick for National Chocolate Day By Madeleine Begun Kane Oh, no! Did I make a mistake While baking that chocolate cake? An ingredient doubled? Or tripled? I&#8217;m troubled! I should have bought something from Drake.* * [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[41,42,1524],"tags":[1289,3244,2339,212,2092,3245,328,3246,3243,2094],"class_list":["post-16738","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food-drink-humor","category-limericks","category-odd-holidays","tag-baking-humor","tag-baking-limerick","tag-candy-humor","tag-chocolate","tag-december-holidays","tag-drakes-cakes","tag-food-verse","tag-hostess","tag-national-chocolate-day","tag-october-holidays"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16738","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16738"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16738\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17733,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16738\/revisions\/17733"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16738"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16738"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16738"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}