{"id":166,"date":"2007-05-31T01:54:04","date_gmt":"2007-05-31T05:54:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2007\/05\/31\/bugged-by-mosquitos\/"},"modified":"2015-08-20T15:45:12","modified_gmt":"2015-08-20T19:45:12","slug":"bugged-by-mosquitos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2007\/05\/31\/bugged-by-mosquitos\/","title":{"rendered":"Bugged By Mosquitoes"},"content":{"rendered":"

Bugged By Mosquitoes (Limerick)
\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n

Mosquitoes are driving me mad.
\nSeems a zillion are biting me\u2014bad!
\nSprays and lotions don’t work;
\nThey keep chomping and lurk,
\nWhile ignoring my husband\u2014the cad! <\/p>\n

Update:<\/strong> August 20 is World Mosquito Day.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Bugged By Mosquitoes (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane Mosquitoes are driving me mad. Seems a zillion are biting me\u2014bad! Sprays and lotions don’t work; They keep chomping and lurk, While ignoring my husband\u2014the cad! Update: August 20 is World Mosquito Day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,76,42,2,1524,20,16,58,59],"tags":[3177,1335,1339,1338,583,1340,5012,326,1336,1337,4562],"class_list":["post-166","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family-humor","category-insect-humor","category-limericks","category-marriage-humor","category-odd-holidays","category-outdoors-humor","category-relationship-humor","category-seasons-humor","category-weather-humor","tag-august-holidays","tag-bugs","tag-husband-and-wife-humor","tag-insect-and-bug-humor","tag-insect-bites","tag-mosquitoes","tag-odd-holidays","tag-outdoors","tag-summer-gripes","tag-summer-humor","tag-world-mosquito-day"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=166"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2427,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166\/revisions\/2427"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=166"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=166"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=166"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}