{"id":16545,"date":"2014-12-18T23:14:42","date_gmt":"2014-12-19T03:14:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=16545"},"modified":"2014-12-18T23:14:42","modified_gmt":"2014-12-19T03:14:42","slug":"gift-giving-humor-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2014\/12\/18\/gift-giving-humor-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Dear Klutzy Gift-Givers (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Klutzy Gift-Givers (Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Are your fingers all thumbs?  Then beware!<br \/>\nPlease don&#8217;t try to convince her you care<br \/>\nBy wrapping your gift.<br \/>\nOne quick look &#8212; she&#8217;ll be miffed:<br \/>\n&#8220;Why&#8217;s my present been mauled by a bear?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Klutzy Gift-Givers (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane Are your fingers all thumbs? Then beware! Please don&#8217;t try to convince her you care By wrapping your gift. One quick look &#8212; she&#8217;ll be miffed: &#8220;Why&#8217;s my present been mauled by a bear?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1059,939,33,42,16],"tags":[856,2092,5002,496,4391,4927],"class_list":["post-16545","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-clumsiness-humor","category-gift-giving-humor","category-holiday-humor","category-limericks","category-relationship-humor","tag-christmas-gift-humor","tag-december-holidays","tag-gift-giving-humor","tag-gift-humor","tag-gift-wrapping-humor","tag-holiday-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16545","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16545"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16545\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":30007,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16545\/revisions\/30007"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16545"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16545"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16545"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}