{"id":16462,"date":"2012-10-11T19:55:51","date_gmt":"2012-10-11T23:55:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=16462"},"modified":"2012-12-16T17:24:44","modified_gmt":"2012-12-16T21:24:44","slug":"chocolate-smarter-nobel-prize-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2012\/10\/11\/chocolate-smarter-nobel-prize-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Yet Another Excuse To Eat Chocolate (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Just what we all need &#8212; yet another <a href=\"http:\/\/www.webmd.com\/food-recipes\/news\/20121010\/link-chocolate-nobel-prize\">reason to eat chocolate!<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Eat chocolate, win a Nobel Prize?<\/p>\n<p>It may sound far-fetched, but a new study suggests it might not be bad advice.<\/p>\n<p>The results show countries that eat the most chocolate also have the highest number of Nobel laureates per capita.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Yet Another Excuse To Eat Chocolate (Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>If you want yet another excuse<br \/>\nTo engage in some chocolate abuse,<br \/>\nIt seems eating those sweets<br \/>\nWill create smart elites<br \/>\nAnd can Nobel Prize winners produce.<\/p>\n<p>UPDATE: If you need a further excuse, I&#8217;ve just learned that December 16th is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.holidayinsights.com\/moreholidays\/December\/chocolatecovered.htm\">Chocolate Covered Anything Day.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just what we all need &#8212; yet another reason to eat chocolate! Eat chocolate, win a Nobel Prize? It may sound far-fetched, but a new study suggests it might not be bad advice. The results show countries that eat the most chocolate also have the highest number of Nobel laureates per capita. Yet Another Excuse [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[41,22,1524],"tags":[617,1433,212,2340,2092,1673,412,328,2863,3225,4936,1025],"class_list":["post-16462","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food-drink-humor","category-mental-health-humor","category-odd-holidays","tag-brain-humor","tag-brain-studies","tag-chocolate","tag-chocolate-poem","tag-december-holidays","tag-dessert-humor","tag-food-humor","tag-food-verse","tag-intelligence","tag-nobel-prize","tag-science-humor","tag-scientific-studies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16462","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16462"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16462\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17732,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16462\/revisions\/17732"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16462"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16462"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16462"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}