No Sweat Divorce (Limerick)
\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n
“My husband and I are estranged,”
\nSaid the wife, “’cause he acts so deranged.
\nHis behavior’s aberrant
\nAnd vexingly errant.
\nI wish he could just be exchanged.”\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n
(Can you imagine if divorce were as easy as shopping?<\/a> And no, this isn’t autobiographical … although I do enjoying poking fun at my wonderful husband<\/a> from time to time.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" No Sweat Divorce (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane “My husband and I are estranged,” Said the wife, “’cause he acts so deranged. His behavior’s aberrant And vexingly errant. I wish he could just be exchanged.”\u00a0\u00a0 (Can you imagine if divorce were as easy as shopping? And no, this isn’t autobiographical … although I do enjoying […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,49,13,10,2,16],"tags":[1264,2876,1800],"class_list":["post-162","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-battle-of-the-sexes","category-behavior-personality","category-family-humor","category-legal-humor","category-marriage-humor","category-relationship-humor","tag-divorce-humor","tag-husband-and-wife-humorshopping-humor","tag-marriage-satire"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/162","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=162"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/162\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13099,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/162\/revisions\/13099"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=162"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=162"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=162"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}