{"id":161,"date":"2007-05-21T03:15:16","date_gmt":"2007-05-21T07:15:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2007\/05\/21\/yet-another-american-idol-limerick\/"},"modified":"2012-04-20T03:10:48","modified_gmt":"2012-04-20T07:10:48","slug":"yet-another-american-idol-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2007\/05\/21\/yet-another-american-idol-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"Yet Another American Idol Limerick"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As regular readers\u00a0know, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2007\/04\/25\/american-idol-my-guilty-pleasure\/\">watching American Idol is one of my guilty pleasures.<\/a>\u00a0 But it sure wasn&#8217;t much of a pleasure last week, when <a href=\"http:\/\/news.aol.com\/entertainment\/articles\/_a\/american-idol-final-pits-personality-vs\/n20070517014509990002\">mellifluous Melinda was sent packing and\u00a0Blake wasn&#8217;t:<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Yet Another American Idol Limerick<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Melinda was beat out by Blake?<br \/>\nNow <strong>that&#8217;s<\/strong> what I call a mistake!<br \/>\nHe&#8217;s all shtick and no voice.<br \/>\nWhat a terrible choice!<br \/>\nI suspect that his fans ain&#8217;t awake.\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As regular readers\u00a0know, watching American Idol is one of my guilty pleasures.\u00a0 But it sure wasn&#8217;t much of a pleasure last week, when mellifluous Melinda was sent packing and\u00a0Blake wasn&#8217;t: Yet Another American Idol Limerick By Madeleine Begun Kane Melinda was beat out by Blake? Now that&#8217;s what I call a mistake! He&#8217;s all shtick [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[50,25,42,24,71],"tags":[299,305,311,306,308,307,304,303,310,309],"class_list":["post-161","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-entertainment-humor","category-leisure-time-humor","category-limericks","category-music-humor","category-television-tv-humor","tag-american-idol","tag-blake-and-melinda","tag-fox-tv-humor","tag-music-satire","tag-singers","tag-singing-humor","tag-television-humor","tag-tv-humor","tag-vocalists","tag-vocals"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/161","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=161"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/161\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13100,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/161\/revisions\/13100"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=161"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=161"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=161"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}