{"id":159,"date":"2007-05-14T01:20:08","date_gmt":"2007-05-14T05:20:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2007\/05\/14\/bandwidth-blues\/"},"modified":"2012-04-20T03:19:15","modified_gmt":"2012-04-20T07:19:15","slug":"bandwidth-blues","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2007\/05\/14\/bandwidth-blues\/","title":{"rendered":"Bandwidth Blues"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Do you work with anybody like this?\u00a0 I sure hope not!<\/p>\n<p>Bandwidth Blues<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;ve no bandwidth for that,&#8221; some folks say.<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s their style of responding, &#8220;No way!<br \/>\nI&#8217;ve no time. I am beat.<br \/>\nI have deadlines to meet.<br \/>\nI&#8217;m maxed out. I can&#8217;t help you. Okay?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Do you work with anybody like this?\u00a0 I sure hope not! Bandwidth Blues By Madeleine Begun Kane &#8220;I&#8217;ve no bandwidth for that,&#8221; some folks say. It&#8217;s their style of responding, &#8220;No way! I&#8217;ve no time. I am beat. I have deadlines to meet. I&#8217;m maxed out. I can&#8217;t help you. Okay?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[49,14,54,42,22,32,111,4],"tags":[1444,2879,2880,2881,2878,1163,334,2877],"class_list":["post-159","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-behavior-personality","category-business-humor","category-communication-humor","category-limericks","category-mental-health-humor","category-social-satire","category-time-humor","category-workplace-humor","tag-anxiety-humor","tag-bandwidth","tag-deadlines","tag-maxed-out","tag-pressure","tag-stress-humor","tag-time-pressure","tag-workplace-tension"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/159","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=159"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/159\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13101,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/159\/revisions\/13101"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=159"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=159"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=159"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}