{"id":15886,"date":"2012-09-07T15:47:56","date_gmt":"2012-09-07T19:47:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=15886"},"modified":"2012-09-07T15:47:56","modified_gmt":"2012-09-07T19:47:56","slug":"lust-poem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2012\/09\/07\/lust-poem\/","title":{"rendered":"Lusty Limerick"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It seems I write unprintable limericks:  I entered this year&#8217;s <em>Washington Post Invitational<\/em> limerick contest, and this one ended up in the <em>Washington Post&#8217;s<\/em> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/lifestyle\/style\/week-987-rearing-our-ugly-heads\/2012\/09\/06\/dfec47ee-f83f-11e1-8398-0327ab83ab91_story.html\">&#8220;cozy little shelter under the radar.&#8221;<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Lusty Limerick<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Kindly expedite. Speed is a must.<br \/>\nDo it quick as you can &#8212; that&#8217;s my thrust.<br \/>\nCuz I cannot express<br \/>\nWhat a sizable mess<br \/>\nLack of dispatch would make of my lust.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It seems I write unprintable limericks: I entered this year&#8217;s Washington Post Invitational limerick contest, and this one ended up in the Washington Post&#8217;s &#8220;cozy little shelter under the radar.&#8221; Lusty Limerick By Madeleine Begun Kane Kindly expedite. Speed is a must. Do it quick as you can &#8212; that&#8217;s my thrust. Cuz I cannot [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2413,49,1192,42],"tags":[2411,3194,3193,2786],"class_list":["post-15886","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bawdy-limericks","category-behavior-personality","category-limerick-contest","category-limericks","tag-bawdy-humor","tag-limerick-contests","tag-lust-humor","tag-sex-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15886","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15886"}],"version-history":[{"count":15,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15886\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15905,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15886\/revisions\/15905"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15886"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15886"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15886"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}