{"id":15565,"date":"2012-12-27T11:14:00","date_gmt":"2012-12-27T15:14:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=15565"},"modified":"2016-04-25T14:57:24","modified_gmt":"2016-04-25T18:57:24","slug":"texting-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2012\/12\/27\/texting-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick Rut"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Limerick Rut<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>A woman was stuck in a rut.<br \/>\nShe&#8217;d tripped, falling down on her butt.<br \/>\nShe was wedged in so tight,<br \/>\nShe might be there all night.<br \/>\nSeems its risky to text while you strut.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Limerick Rut By Madeleine Begun Kane A woman was stuck in a rut. She&#8217;d tripped, falling down on her butt. She was wedged in so tight, She might be there all night. Seems its risky to text while you strut.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[49,15,42,3,119,113],"tags":[1392,3359,2923,322,4913,2507,218,3358,4903,532,323,2117],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15565"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15565"}],"version-history":[{"count":15,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15565\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":37016,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15565\/revisions\/37016"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15565"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15565"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15565"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}