{"id":15439,"date":"2012-08-09T17:40:50","date_gmt":"2012-08-09T21:40:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=15439"},"modified":"2012-11-12T02:15:05","modified_gmt":"2012-11-12T06:15:05","slug":"claude-monet-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2012\/08\/09\/claude-monet-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick Ode To Claude Monet"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Limerick Ode To Claude Monet<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>A man with poor vision, Monet,<br \/>\nHad eyesight so weak, the display<br \/>\nOf the world that he saw<br \/>\nWas blurrily raw.<br \/>\nAnd that&#8217;s why he&#8217;s famous today.<\/p>\n<p>(Inspired by DVersePoets&#8217; request for <a href=\"http:\/\/dversepoets.com\/2012\/08\/09\/meeting-the-bar-impressionistic-writing\/\">impressionistic poetry.<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;d hoped to write something that was actually impressionistic, but as you can see from this haiku, I was stymied:<\/p>\n<p>Writing assignment&#8211;<br \/>\ndash off impressionism&#8211;<br \/>\nno clue how to start.<\/p>\n<p>Update: I&#8217;ve just learned that Claude Monet was born on November 14, 1840.  So happy birthday Claude Monet!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Limerick Ode To Claude Monet By Madeleine Begun Kane A man with poor vision, Monet, Had eyesight so weak, the display Of the world that he saw Was blurrily raw. And that&#8217;s why he&#8217;s famous today. (Inspired by DVersePoets&#8217; request for impressionistic poetry.) I&#8217;d hoped to write something that was actually impressionistic, but as you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[83,1343,42],"tags":[549,3175,2236,3171,236,3176,1472,3057,3173,3174,3038,3172],"class_list":["post-15439","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-art-humor-verse","category-creativity-verse","category-limericks","tag-art-limerick","tag-cataracts","tag-celebrity-verse","tag-claude-monet","tag-creativity","tag-eyesight-humor","tag-fame-limerick","tag-impressionistic-art-humor","tag-myopia","tag-nearsightedness","tag-paintings","tag-vision-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15439","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15439"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15439\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17091,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15439\/revisions\/17091"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15439"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15439"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15439"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}