{"id":154,"date":"2007-04-30T03:01:13","date_gmt":"2007-04-30T07:01:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2007\/04\/30\/bill-collection-time-a-legal-limerick\/"},"modified":"2012-04-19T00:27:19","modified_gmt":"2012-04-19T04:27:19","slug":"bill-collection-time-a-legal-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2007\/04\/30\/bill-collection-time-a-legal-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"Bill Collection Time (A Legal Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Bill Collection Time (A Legal Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>The judge viewed your case with derision,<br \/>\nSo he rendered an adverse decision.<br \/>\nBut when paying my bill,<br \/>\nDo not bear me ill will,<br \/>\n&#8216;Cause I saved you from going to prison.<\/p>\n<p><strong>UPDATE:<\/strong>\u00a0Don&#8217;t forget to enter my <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2007\/04\/29\/mothers-day-limerick-contest-with-money-prizes\/\">Mother&#8217;s Day limerick writing contest.<\/a>\u00a0 The deadline is May 12, 2007 and there are money prizes for the best two limericks. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bill Collection Time (A Legal Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane The judge viewed your case with derision, So he rendered an adverse decision. But when paying my bill, Do not bear me ill will, &#8216;Cause I saved you from going to prison. UPDATE:\u00a0Don&#8217;t forget to enter my Mother&#8217;s Day limerick writing contest.\u00a0 The deadline is [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[48,10,42,8],"tags":[2847,342,2250,2778,663,146,2805,4907,2846],"class_list":["post-154","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-crime-humor","category-legal-humor","category-limericks","category-money-humor","tag-accounts-payable-humor","tag-bills","tag-courthouse-humor","tag-criminals","tag-judge-humor","tag-law-humor","tag-legal-satire","tag-money-humor","tag-prison-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/154","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=154"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/154\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13079,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/154\/revisions\/13079"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=154"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=154"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=154"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}