{"id":15387,"date":"2013-08-05T14:34:02","date_gmt":"2013-08-05T18:34:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=15387"},"modified":"2013-08-05T14:38:10","modified_gmt":"2013-08-05T18:38:10","slug":"national-underwear-day-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2013\/08\/05\/national-underwear-day-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick Ode To The Thong"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Are you planning to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.examiner.com\/article\/national-underwear-day-2013-stripping-down-times-square-to-make-history\">celebrate<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nationalunderwearday.com\/\">National Underwear Day<\/a>  on August 5th? Hint: It involves going out in public wearing just underwear. <\/p>\n<p>Before you do anything rash, you should probably read this limerick: <\/p>\n<p>Limerick Ode To The Thong<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>If you think you look good in a thong,<br \/>\nDouble-check &#8212; throngs are certain you&#8217;re wrong.<br \/>\nTake a look from all sides.<br \/>\nPlease use mirrors as guides.<br \/>\nYou still think so?  That bong must be strong!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Are you planning to celebrate National Underwear Day on August 5th? Hint: It involves going out in public wearing just underwear. Before you do anything rash, you should probably read this limerick: Limerick Ode To The Thong By Madeleine Begun Kane If you think you look good in a thong, Double-check &#8212; throngs are certain [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[37,42,1524],"tags":[162,5013,4931,3770,5012,3769,1715],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15387"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15387"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15387\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21765,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15387\/revisions\/21765"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15387"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15387"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15387"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}