{"id":152,"date":"2007-04-26T19:59:17","date_gmt":"2007-04-26T23:59:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2007\/04\/26\/keeping-abreast-of-bras\/"},"modified":"2011-02-24T18:28:03","modified_gmt":"2011-02-24T22:28:03","slug":"keeping-abreast-of-bras","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2007\/04\/26\/keeping-abreast-of-bras\/","title":{"rendered":"Keeping Abreast Of Bras"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Keeping Abreast Of Bras<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>There are gals who view bras as a gift,<br \/>\nFor without &#8217;em their breasts are adrift.<br \/>\nBut other gals spurn &#8217;em,<br \/>\nAnd some even burn &#8217;em,<br \/>\nGiving men (and some women) a lift.<\/p>\n<p>(In case you missed <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/wonderbra.html\">my Wonderbra song parody it&#8217;s here.)<\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>UPDATE:<\/strong> Don&#8217;t forget to enter my <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2007\/04\/29\/mothers-day-limerick-contest-with-money-prizes\/\">Mother&#8217;s Day limerick writing contest.<\/a> The deadline is May 12, 2007 and there are money prizes for the best two limericks. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Keeping Abreast Of Bras By Madeleine Begun Kane There are gals who view bras as a gift, For without &#8217;em their breasts are adrift. But other gals spurn &#8217;em, And some even burn &#8217;em, Giving men (and some women) a lift. (In case you missed my Wonderbra song parody it&#8217;s here.) UPDATE: Don&#8217;t forget to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[37,38,42,32],"tags":[1859,1860,1858,1861,1862,1715],"class_list":["post-152","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fashion-humor","category-feminist-satire","category-limericks","category-social-satire","tag-bra-humor","tag-brassieres","tag-breast-humor","tag-feminism-satire","tag-undergarments-humor","tag-underwear-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/152","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=152"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/152\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4779,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/152\/revisions\/4779"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=152"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=152"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=152"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}