{"id":1498,"date":"2010-02-23T17:26:02","date_gmt":"2010-02-23T21:26:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=1498"},"modified":"2010-02-23T17:26:02","modified_gmt":"2010-02-23T21:26:02","slug":"clumsiness-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2010\/02\/23\/clumsiness-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Feeling Silly &#8230; And Sore"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My lifelong klutziness is starting to get on my nerves.  Okay, I don&#8217;t complain when I fall while trying to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2009\/11\/27\/ballroom-dancing-humor\/\">swing dance<\/a>. Not <strong>too<\/strong> much, anyway.  After all, there&#8217;s assumption of risk involved.  But just the other day I managed to fall off a folding chair.  And that&#8217;s plain stupid &#8230; not to mention, embarrassing:<\/p>\n<p>Feeling Silly &#8230; And Sore (Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>If I fall while I dance, I don&#8217;t care:<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s a case of <em>swing dancer, beware<\/em>.<br \/>\nBut my clumsiness irks<br \/>\nWhen I&#8217;m one of those jerks<br \/>\nWho foolishly falls off a chair.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My lifelong klutziness is starting to get on my nerves. Okay, I don&#8217;t complain when I fall while trying to swing dance. Not too much, anyway. After all, there&#8217;s assumption of risk involved. But just the other day I managed to fall off a folding chair. And that&#8217;s plain stupid &#8230; not to mention, embarrassing: [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[49,1059,839,23,122,42],"tags":[1061,1064,1063,1062,1060],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1498"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1498"}],"version-history":[{"count":30,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1498\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1691,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1498\/revisions\/1691"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1498"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1498"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1498"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}