{"id":14946,"date":"2012-07-11T17:26:08","date_gmt":"2012-07-11T21:26:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=14946"},"modified":"2012-07-11T17:26:08","modified_gmt":"2012-07-11T21:26:08","slug":"etiquette-advice-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2012\/07\/11\/etiquette-advice-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"A Polite Limerick"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The latest prompt from <em>Three Words Wednesday<\/em> asks us to use these three words in any sort of poem: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.threewordwednesday.com\/2012\/07\/3ww-cclxxx.html\">Differ, Halt, and Imagine.<\/a> And somehow I coaxed them all into a limerick:<\/p>\n<p>A Polite Limerick<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>When planning a verbal assault,<br \/>\nIt can sometimes be useful to halt<br \/>\nAnd imagine your view<br \/>\nWith a more polite skew:<br \/>\n<em>Beg to differ<\/em>&#8216;s a handy default.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The latest prompt from Three Words Wednesday asks us to use these three words in any sort of poem: Differ, Halt, and Imagine. And somehow I coaxed them all into a limerick: A Polite Limerick By Madeleine Begun Kane When planning a verbal assault, It can sometimes be useful to halt And imagine your view [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[105,49,54,42],"tags":[588,2114,4943,1674,2406,1274,3138,203],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14946"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14946"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14946\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14953,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14946\/revisions\/14953"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14946"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14946"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14946"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}