{"id":14925,"date":"2012-07-10T18:15:28","date_gmt":"2012-07-10T22:15:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=14925"},"modified":"2012-07-10T18:15:28","modified_gmt":"2012-07-10T22:15:28","slug":"father-baby-prostitute-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2012\/07\/10\/father-baby-prostitute-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Gunning For Father Of The Year? (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Taking your <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wtvm.com\/story\/18986256\/2012\/07\/09\/man-takes-baby-to-meet-with-prostitute\">baby son with you when visiting a hooker<\/a> is probably unwise:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>A man in Tuscaloosa may be charged with child endangerment after taking along his nine month old son during a meeting with a prostitute.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>Once inside the motel room, another man entered and a fight broke out. Shots were fired while the baby was in the room, and a bullet grazed the father&#8217;s head.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Gunning For Father Of The Year?<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Dear dads, if your kid&#8217;s under one,<br \/>\nAnd you&#8217;re looking for prostitute fun,<br \/>\nA sitter&#8217;s a must;<br \/>\nElse forget about lust,<br \/>\nOr be labeled a son of a gun.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Taking your baby son with you when visiting a hooker is probably unwise: A man in Tuscaloosa may be charged with child endangerment after taking along his nine month old son during a meeting with a prostitute. Once inside the motel room, another man entered and a fight broke out. Shots were fired while the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[105,2413,49,48,13,120,10,42,18,16,32],"tags":[3137,2411,2295,349,2368,1354,146,1306,5008,3136,2786],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14925"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14925"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14925\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14935,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14925\/revisions\/14935"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14925"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14925"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14925"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}