{"id":1483,"date":"2010-02-11T18:44:57","date_gmt":"2010-02-11T22:44:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=1483"},"modified":"2010-12-26T16:34:56","modified_gmt":"2010-12-26T20:34:56","slug":"shoveling-snow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2010\/02\/11\/shoveling-snow\/","title":{"rendered":"Send Us Spring, STAT!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m so sick of this snowy New York winter.  And of all the fretful phone calls from my mother-in-law, warning hubby Mark about snow shoveling and heart attacks. Funny, she isn&#8217;t at all concerned about <strong>my <\/strong>heart.<\/p>\n<p>That brings me to my latest limerick:<\/p>\n<p>Send Us Spring, STAT!<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m achy from head down to toe.<br \/>\nThe cause? I&#8217;ve been shoveling snow.<br \/>\nI wanted to punt,<br \/>\nBut instead, did our front,<br \/>\nWhile my spouse did the rest &#8212; quid pro quo.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;\n<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">********<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;d be remiss if I didn&#8217;t mention the one up side of February which is coming up very soon: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2009\/02\/05\/valentines-day-verse\/\">Valentines Day.<\/a> And so happy Valentines day, especially to you fellows  who may <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2007\/02\/05\/valentines-day-humor\/\">find this Valentines Day column helpful.<\/a> Gals, you can thank me later.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m so sick of this snowy New York winter. And of all the fretful phone calls from my mother-in-law, warning hubby Mark about snow shoveling and heart attacks. Funny, she isn&#8217;t at all concerned about my heart. That brings me to my latest limerick: Send Us Spring, STAT! By Madeleine Begun Kane I&#8217;m achy from [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[57,13,120,23,122,46,42,2,18,73,20,16,58,59],"tags":[927,1058,1055,861,716,1054,1659,1057,709,573,1056],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1483"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1483"}],"version-history":[{"count":15,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1483\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3954,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1483\/revisions\/3954"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1483"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1483"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1483"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}