{"id":14736,"date":"2012-07-07T23:50:42","date_gmt":"2012-07-08T03:50:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=14736"},"modified":"2012-07-08T00:06:32","modified_gmt":"2012-07-08T04:06:32","slug":"limerick-of-the-week-69","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2012\/07\/07\/limerick-of-the-week-69\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick of the Week (69)"},"content":{"rendered":"

It’s time to announce the latest Limerick of the Week based on submissions (on this blog and on Facebook) in last week’s Limerick-Off<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Congratulations to Nan Reiner a\/k\/a Kitty Ditty who wins Limerick of the Week for this funny verse:<\/p>\n

A moody young deb with a \u2018tude
\nFound regattas could lighten her mood:
\n\u201cStrokes and coxswains galore \u2013
\nEach will put in his oar \u2013
\nOne can be so deliciously crewed!\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Congratulations to Kathy El-Assal who wins this week’s Facebook Friends’ Choice Award for this limerick which received the most Facebook “likes.”<\/p>\n

A prudish young woman with ‘tude
\nAlmost never was in the right mood.
\nFinding headaches pass\u00e9
\nHer excuse was to say
\n“Doggie-style, when not yoga, is lewd.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

And congratulations to these Honorable Mention winners (in random order) Jamie Hutchinson, Marla Turner, VerseBender<\/a>, Nan Reiner a\/k\/a Kitty Ditty, Edmund Conti, Jason Talbott<\/a>, and Jane Auerbach. Here are their respective Honorable Mention limericks:<\/p>\n

Jamie Hutchinson:<\/p>\n

The sexy librarian\u2019s \u2018tude
\nHad a way of improving your mood:
\nYou\u2019d hand her a book
\nAnd receive such a look
\nThat you felt both checked out and renewed.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Marla Turner a\/k\/a Uhave2laff:<\/p>\n

A moody young woman with \u2018tude
\nHad a curfew she really eschewed.
\nHer mother said, \u201cTen!\u201d
\nShe laughed and said, \u201cMen?\u201d
\nThen sat back as her mom came unglued.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Versebender:<\/p>\n

A moody young woman with \u2018tude
\nWould string along dude after dude.
\nShe\u2019d flirt and she\u2019d tease
\nAs if eager to please.
\nBut the lady stayed coyly unscrewed.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Nan Reiner a\/k\/a Kitty Ditty:<\/p>\n

A moody young woman with \u2018tude,
\nIn line for the john, ballyhooed,
\n\u201cYo there, bride and your groom:
\nGet yourselves a real room.
\nThere are others who want to be loo\u2019d.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Edmund Conti:<\/p>\n

An earnest young poet with \u2018tude
\nSaid, I know I\u2019m about to be screwed
\nFor posting so late
\nOn Madeleine\u2019s slate.
\nMy poem won\u2019t be liked or be viewed.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Jason Talbott:<\/p>\n

A moody young fellow with \u2018tude
\nOnce complained that he hated the food
\nWhich was served at his school.
\nBut the lunch lady\u2019s rule:
\nYou complain, you\u2019ll be one hungry dude.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Jane Auerbach:<\/p>\n

A moody male model with \u2018tude
\nWas chagrined when the audience booed.
\nOn a catwalk he\u2019d tripped,
\nAnd his pants front had ripped,
\nShredding padding on parts best unviewed.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Congratulations again to all the winners for your wonderful limericks. And thanks to everyone for your fun submissions.<\/p>\n

In the next couple of minutes I\u2019ll be posting a new Limerick-Off,<\/a> which gives you yet another opportunity to win Limerick Of The Week.<\/p>\n

To receive an email alert whenever I post a new Limerick-Off, please email Madkane@MadKane.com Subject: MadKane’s Newsletter<\/a>. Thanks!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

It’s time to announce the latest Limerick of the Week based on submissions (on this blog and on Facebook) in last week’s Limerick-Off. Congratulations to Nan Reiner a\/k\/a Kitty Ditty who wins Limerick of the Week for this funny verse: A moody young deb with a \u2018tude Found regattas could lighten her mood: \u201cStrokes and […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[62,84,1983,65,42],"tags":[2558,3073,3125,2611,2543,5009,5018,3124,2680,2048,487,523],"class_list":["post-14736","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-contests","category-limerick-award-winners","category-limerick-of-the-week","category-limerick-writing-contest","category-limericks","tag-edmund-conti","tag-jamie-hutchinson","tag-jane-auerbach","tag-jason-talbott","tag-kathy-el-assal","tag-limerick-contest","tag-limerick-of-the-week","tag-marla-turner","tag-nan-reiner","tag-verse-bender","tag-writing-competitions","tag-writing-contest"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14736","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14736"}],"version-history":[{"count":66,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14736\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14886,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14736\/revisions\/14886"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14736"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14736"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14736"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}