{"id":1469,"date":"2010-02-06T07:07:22","date_gmt":"2010-02-06T11:07:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=1469"},"modified":"2011-03-31T03:02:51","modified_gmt":"2011-03-31T07:02:51","slug":"football-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2010\/02\/06\/football-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Super Bowl Sunday Blues"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This probably sounds un-American, but I never watch football on television &#8230; or anywhere else, for that matter.  Not even the Super Bowl. <\/p>\n<p>Okay, maybe the half-time show for the musical acts.  (I love The Who!)  And perhaps a commercial or two, if my husband&#8217;s hysterical laughter gets my attention. But that&#8217;s it!<\/p>\n<p>Super Bowl Sunday Blues (Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>I rarely watch sports on TV.<br \/>\nFigure skating is all that I&#8217;ll see.<br \/>\nSo on Super Bowl Sunday,<br \/>\nI dream about Monday.<br \/>\nTill then, from our screen I must flee.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This probably sounds un-American, but I never watch football on television &#8230; or anywhere else, for that matter. Not even the Super Bowl. Okay, maybe the half-time show for the musical acts. (I love The Who!) And perhaps a commercial or two, if my husband&#8217;s hysterical laughter gets my attention. But that&#8217;s it! Super Bowl [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[50,25,30,19,71],"tags":[2091,1044,1045,1046,1041,1048,4917,1042,1049,1047,1043],"class_list":["post-1469","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-entertainment-humor","category-leisure-time-humor","category-recreation-humor","category-sports-humor","category-television-tv-humor","tag-february-holidays","tag-halftime-shows","tag-indianapolis-colts","tag-new-orleans-saints","tag-nfl","tag-olympics-figure-skating","tag-sports-humor","tag-super-bowl-sunday","tag-superbowl","tag-television-limerick","tag-the-who"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1469","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1469"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1469\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5849,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1469\/revisions\/5849"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1469"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1469"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1469"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}