{"id":14656,"date":"2012-06-27T17:38:56","date_gmt":"2012-06-27T21:38:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=14656"},"modified":"2025-05-06T20:44:43","modified_gmt":"2025-05-07T00:44:43","slug":"sleepless-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2012\/06\/27\/sleepless-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"Embedded In Sleeplessness (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"

My insomnia blankets the night.
\nSlumber teases \u2014 declines to alight.
\nSo I toss and I turn
\nIn my bed, as I yearn
\nFor release from my sleep-deprived plight.<\/p>\n

(Prompted by Theme Thursday’s “beds.”<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

My insomnia blankets the night. Slumber teases \u2014 declines to alight. So I toss and I turn In my bed, as I yearn For release from my sleep-deprived plight. (Prompted by Theme Thursday’s “beds.”)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[81,49,2306,23,122,42,22,55],"tags":[2310,3114,1200,615,614,1848,203],"class_list":["post-14656","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-anxiety-stress","category-behavior-personality","category-furniture-furnishings","category-health-humor","category-health-verse","category-limericks","category-mental-health-humor","category-sleep-humor","tag-bed-poem","tag-beds-limerick","tag-insomnia-humor","tag-insomnia-verse","tag-sleep-poetry","tag-theme-thursday","tag-writing-prompts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14656","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14656"}],"version-history":[{"count":14,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14656\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":48759,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14656\/revisions\/48759"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14656"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14656"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14656"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}