{"id":14457,"date":"2012-06-18T15:08:29","date_gmt":"2012-06-18T19:08:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=14457"},"modified":"2025-06-21T10:03:50","modified_gmt":"2025-06-21T14:03:50","slug":"national-martini-day-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2012\/06\/18\/national-martini-day-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick Ode To National Martini Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tomorrow, June 19, is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theultimateholidaysite.com\/holidays\/2012-6\/#!national-martini-day\">National Martini Day<\/a>. I figured it was best to celebrate with a limerick &#8230; before starting on that martini:<\/p>\n<p>Limerick Ode To National Martini Day<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The martini&#8217;s a drink for the tough,<br \/>\nCuz that cocktail is strong, sometimes rough.<br \/>\nMany favor it gin-filled,<br \/>\nWhich leaves me chagrin-filled.<br \/>\nTry tequila instead: It&#8217;s good stuff!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tomorrow, June 19, is National Martini Day. I figured it was best to celebrate with a limerick &#8230; before starting on that martini: Limerick Ode To National Martini Day By Madeleine Begun Kane The martini&#8217;s a drink for the tough, Cuz that cocktail is strong, sometimes rough. Many favor it gin-filled, Which leaves me chagrin-filled. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[41,33,42,1524],"tags":[1375,2675,1374,2096,2494,3106,5012],"class_list":["post-14457","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food-drink-humor","category-holiday-humor","category-limericks","category-odd-holidays","tag-alcoholic-poems","tag-beverages","tag-drinking-limerick","tag-june-holidays","tag-liquor-humor","tag-martini-humor","tag-odd-holidays"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14457","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14457"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14457\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":48817,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14457\/revisions\/48817"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14457"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14457"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14457"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}