{"id":14214,"date":"2012-06-06T19:29:12","date_gmt":"2012-06-06T23:29:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=14214"},"modified":"2012-06-06T19:29:12","modified_gmt":"2012-06-06T23:29:12","slug":"time-flies-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2012\/06\/06\/time-flies-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Time&#8217;s &#8220;Flight&#8221; (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Miss Rumphius asks us to write about the <a href=\"http:\/\/missrumphiuseffect.blogspot.com\/2012\/06\/tuesday-is-new-monday-for-poetry.html\">passage of time:<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Time&#8217;s &#8220;Flight&#8221; (Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>It is said that &#8220;time flies,&#8221; but that&#8217;s wrong,<br \/>\nCuz the flights I&#8217;ve been on take too long.<br \/>\nI think time really flees<br \/>\nIn a flash. It&#8217;s a tease,<br \/>\nSpeeding fast as a dreadful act&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/The_Gong_Show\">gong<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Miss Rumphius asks us to write about the passage of time: Time&#8217;s &#8220;Flight&#8221; (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane It is said that &#8220;time flies,&#8221; but that&#8217;s wrong, Cuz the flights I&#8217;ve been on take too long. I think time really flees In a flash. It&#8217;s a tease, Speeding fast as a dreadful act&#8217;s gong.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42,111,6],"tags":[1572,1573,3096,3095,4977],"class_list":["post-14214","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-limericks","category-time-humor","category-travel-humor","tag-airplane-trips","tag-flying-humor","tag-gong-show","tag-time-flies","tag-time-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14214","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14214"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14214\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14222,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14214\/revisions\/14222"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14214"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14214"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14214"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}