{"id":14206,"date":"2012-06-06T17:03:46","date_gmt":"2012-06-06T21:03:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=14206"},"modified":"2015-08-20T15:49:35","modified_gmt":"2015-08-20T19:49:35","slug":"camping-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2012\/06\/06\/camping-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Camp-Free Limerick"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Poetic Asides prompts us to write poems about <a href=\"http:\/\/www.writersdigest.com\/editor-blogs\/poetic-asides\/poetry-prompts\/wednesday-poetry-prompts-178\">camping<\/a>.  As you can see, I&#8217;m not exactly a roughing-it kind of gal:<\/p>\n<p>Camp-Free Limerick<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m reluctant to rough it outside.<br \/>\nI need comforts a house can provide.<br \/>\nI&#8217;m too timid to camp,<br \/>\nBut at home I&#8217;m a champ<br \/>\nWhere mosquitoes can&#8217;t feast on my hide.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Update:<\/strong> August 20 is <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/World_Mosquito_Day\">World Mosquito Day.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Poetic Asides prompts us to write poems about camping. As you can see, I&#8217;m not exactly a roughing-it kind of gal: Camp-Free Limerick By Madeleine Begun Kane I&#8217;m reluctant to rough it outside. I need comforts a house can provide. I&#8217;m too timid to camp, But at home I&#8217;m a champ Where mosquitoes can&#8217;t feast [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[49,46,76,25,42,1524,20,30],"tags":[3177,3092,3094,433,1338,583,4923,581,5012,4918,3093,4562],"class_list":["post-14206","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-behavior-personality","category-house-home-humor","category-insect-humor","category-leisure-time-humor","category-limericks","category-odd-holidays","category-outdoors-humor","category-recreation-humor","tag-august-holidays","tag-camping-humor","tag-creature-comforts","tag-house-home","tag-insect-and-bug-humor","tag-insect-bites","tag-leisure-time-humor","tag-mosquito-humor","tag-odd-holidays","tag-outdoors-humor","tag-recreation-fun-humor","tag-world-mosquito-day"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14206","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14206"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14206\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":33775,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14206\/revisions\/33775"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14206"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14206"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14206"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}