{"id":14180,"date":"2013-03-20T15:28:39","date_gmt":"2013-03-20T19:28:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=14180"},"modified":"2013-03-20T15:28:39","modified_gmt":"2013-03-20T19:28:39","slug":"marriage-proposal-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2013\/03\/20\/marriage-proposal-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"The Proposal (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today, March 20th, is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2013\/03\/20\/national-proposal-day_n_2910357.html\">National Proposal Day<\/a>.  And so&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>The Proposal (Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>A fellow was very concerned:<br \/>\nWould his marriage proposal be spurned?<br \/>\nHe&#8217;d been turned down before:<br \/>\nFour gals slammed shut the door.<br \/>\nSo no doorways for him &#8212; lesson learned.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today, March 20th, is National Proposal Day. And so&#8230; The Proposal (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane A fellow was very concerned: Would his marriage proposal be spurned? He&#8217;d been turned down before: Four gals slammed shut the door. So no doorways for him &#8212; lesson learned.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,49,63,42,2,1524,16],"tags":[4909,4949,1837,383,3558,5012,4914,1087],"class_list":["post-14180","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-battle-of-the-sexes","category-behavior-personality","category-dating-humor","category-limericks","category-marriage-humor","category-odd-holidays","category-relationship-humor","tag-battle-of-the-sexes","tag-dating-humor","tag-march-holidays","tag-marriage-limerick","tag-national-proposal-day","tag-odd-holidays","tag-relationship-humor","tag-wedding-proposal-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14180","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14180"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14180\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19875,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14180\/revisions\/19875"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14180"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14180"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14180"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}