{"id":141,"date":"2007-04-15T03:24:04","date_gmt":"2007-04-15T07:24:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2007\/04\/15\/add-ode-limerick\/"},"modified":"2018-09-19T13:54:07","modified_gmt":"2018-09-19T17:54:07","slug":"add-ode-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2007\/04\/15\/add-ode-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"ADD Ode (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"

For some reason, I almost forgot to post this:\u00a0<\/p>\n

ADD Ode
\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n

“Hey, doc, have I got ADD?
\nMy attention span’s short as can be.”
\n“Take this test, and we’ll know
\nIf you have it, although…”
\n“If I’ve what?” “ADD, sir.” “You see?”<\/p>\n

“National Attention Deficit Disorder Awareness Day”<\/a> is “celebrated” on the third Wednesday of September. \u00a0 <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

For some reason, I almost forgot to post this:\u00a0 ADD Ode By Madeleine Begun Kane “Hey, doc, have I got ADD? My attention span’s short as can be.” “Take this test, and we’ll know If you have it, although…” “If I’ve what?” “ADD, sir.” “You see?” “National Attention Deficit Disorder Awareness Day” is “celebrated” on […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[49,23,42,22,1524,32],"tags":[388,5181,389,391,392,390,393,394,5012,2095],"class_list":["post-141","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-behavior-personality","category-health-humor","category-limericks","category-mental-health-humor","category-odd-holidays","category-social-satire","tag-add-humor","tag-attention-deficit-disorder-awareness-day","tag-attention-deficit-humor","tag-attention-span-humor","tag-doctors-humor","tag-health-satire","tag-medical-humor","tag-mental-health-satire","tag-odd-holidays","tag-september-holidays"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/141","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=141"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/141\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":40895,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/141\/revisions\/40895"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=141"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=141"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=141"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}