{"id":14036,"date":"2012-05-31T18:06:52","date_gmt":"2012-05-31T22:06:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=14036"},"modified":"2013-03-05T16:37:24","modified_gmt":"2013-03-05T20:37:24","slug":"i-love-my-dentist-day-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2012\/05\/31\/i-love-my-dentist-day-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick Ode to &#8220;I Love My Dentist Day&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Brace yourself! <em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theultimateholidaysite.com\/holidays\/2011-6\/#!i-love-my-dentist-day\">I Love My Dentist Day<\/a><\/em> is coming on June 2nd:<\/p>\n<p>Limerick Ode to &#8220;I Love My Dentist Day&#8221;<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>It seems &#8220;I Love My Dentist Day&#8217;s&#8221; here<br \/>\nOn June 2, but I simply can&#8217;t cheer.<br \/>\nToothless days like that bite!<br \/>\nI can take no delight<br \/>\nIn a guy who spurs fear with his gear.<\/p>\n<p>(You might also enjoy my <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2009\/08\/11\/dental-contract\/\">Dental Deal<\/a> and my <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2007\/02\/02\/a-biting-limerick\/\">Biting Limerick<\/a>.)<\/p>\n<p>UPDATE: Happy <a href=\"http:\/\/www.gone-ta-pott.com\/toothache_day.html\">National Toothache Day!<\/a>  (celebrated yearly on February  9th)  And happy <a href=\"http:\/\/www.holidayinsights.com\/moreholidays\/March\/dentistsday.htm\">Dentists Day<\/a>! (celebrated yearly on March 6th)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Brace yourself! I Love My Dentist Day is coming on June 2nd: Limerick Ode to &#8220;I Love My Dentist Day&#8221; By Madeleine Begun Kane It seems &#8220;I Love My Dentist Day&#8217;s&#8221; here On June 2, but I simply can&#8217;t cheer. Toothless days like that bite! I can take no delight In a guy who spurs [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[23,33,42,1524,3089],"tags":[2818,2819,3525,2091,1691,3090,2096,1837,393,3478,2821,140],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14036"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14036"}],"version-history":[{"count":14,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14036\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19440,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14036\/revisions\/19440"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14036"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14036"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14036"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}