{"id":14,"date":"2006-08-09T01:28:19","date_gmt":"2006-08-09T05:28:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2006\/08\/09\/thats-what-the-laws-about-sing-to-the-hokey-pokey\/"},"modified":"2011-03-31T04:51:10","modified_gmt":"2011-03-31T08:51:10","slug":"thats-what-the-laws-about-sing-to-the-hokey-pokey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2006\/08\/09\/thats-what-the-laws-about-sing-to-the-hokey-pokey\/","title":{"rendered":"That&#8217;s What The Law&#8217;s About (Sing to the Hokey Pokey)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You have to dot those i&#8217;s.<br \/>\nYou&#8217;ve got to cross those t&#8217;s.<br \/>\nYou have to seem so wise.<br \/>\nYou must justify those fees.<br \/>\nAnd if you&#8217;re smart and lucky<br \/>\nYou will turn your case around.<br \/>\nThat&#8217;s what the law&#8217;s about.<\/p>\n<p>You have to file those claims.<br \/>\nYou&#8217;ve got to sue those stiffs.<br \/>\nYou have to shift the blame,<br \/>\nWith no ands or buts or ifs.\u00a0&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>(<a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/law_song.html\">That&#8217;s What The Law&#8217;s About is continued here.<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You have to dot those i&#8217;s. You&#8217;ve got to cross those t&#8217;s. You have to seem so wise. You must justify those fees. And if you&#8217;re smart and lucky You will turn your case around. That&#8217;s what the law&#8217;s about. You have to file those claims. You&#8217;ve got to sue those stiffs. You have to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[14,10,8,24,32,28],"tags":[2195,2194,146,2193,2192,4908,996,4990],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5904,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14\/revisions\/5904"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}