{"id":14,"date":"2006-08-09T01:28:19","date_gmt":"2006-08-09T05:28:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2006\/08\/09\/thats-what-the-laws-about-sing-to-the-hokey-pokey\/"},"modified":"2011-03-31T04:51:10","modified_gmt":"2011-03-31T08:51:10","slug":"thats-what-the-laws-about-sing-to-the-hokey-pokey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2006\/08\/09\/thats-what-the-laws-about-sing-to-the-hokey-pokey\/","title":{"rendered":"That’s What The Law’s About (Sing to the Hokey Pokey)"},"content":{"rendered":"

You have to dot those i’s.
\nYou’ve got to cross those t’s.
\nYou have to seem so wise.
\nYou must justify those fees.
\nAnd if you’re smart and lucky
\nYou will turn your case around.
\nThat’s what the law’s about.<\/p>\n

You have to file those claims.
\nYou’ve got to sue those stiffs.
\nYou have to shift the blame,
\nWith no ands or buts or ifs.\u00a0…<\/p>\n

(That’s What The Law’s About is continued here.<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

You have to dot those i’s. You’ve got to cross those t’s. You have to seem so wise. You must justify those fees. And if you’re smart and lucky You will turn your case around. That’s what the law’s about. You have to file those claims. You’ve got to sue those stiffs. You have to […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14,10,8,24,32,28],"tags":[2195,2194,146,2193,2192,4908,996,4990],"class_list":{"0":"post-14","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"hentry","6":"category-business-humor","7":"category-legal-humor","8":"category-money-humor","9":"category-music-humor","10":"category-social-satire","11":"category-spoof-lyrics","12":"tag-attorney-humor","13":"tag-litigation-humor","14":"tag-law-humor","15":"tag-law-office-humor","16":"tag-lawyer-humor","17":"tag-legal-humor","19":"tag-song-parodies"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5904,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14\/revisions\/5904"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}