{"id":1394,"date":"2010-01-19T17:34:17","date_gmt":"2010-01-19T21:34:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=1394"},"modified":"2010-01-19T17:34:17","modified_gmt":"2010-01-19T21:34:17","slug":"car-dashboards-internet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2010\/01\/19\/car-dashboards-internet\/","title":{"rendered":"Just What Drivers Need &#8212; More Distractions!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m as big a web addict as the next woman.  But do we really need <a href=\" http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2010\/01\/07\/technology\/07distracted.html\">Internet-enabled dashboards in our cars<\/a>?  Don&#8217;t drivers already have enough to distract them?   Sorry, but this concept just isn&#8217;t all it&#8217;s cracked up to be. <\/p>\n<p>Insane auto technology like this cries out for a limerick:<\/p>\n<p>Just What Drivers Need &#8212; More Distractions!<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Are you feeling too focused while driving?<br \/>\nWell, help from your dashboard&#8217;s arriving:<br \/>\nWatch the net in your car.<br \/>\nYes, wherever you are<br \/>\nYou can surf. Wish you luck with surviving.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m as big a web addict as the next woman. But do we really need Internet-enabled dashboards in our cars? Don&#8217;t drivers already have enough to distract them? Sorry, but this concept just isn&#8217;t all it&#8217;s cracked up to be. Insane auto technology like this cries out for a limerick: Just What Drivers Need &#8212; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[126,49,12,15,42,94,3],"tags":[329,983,330,984,898,896,894],"class_list":["post-1394","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-addiction-humor","category-behavior-personality","category-car-humor","category-computer-humor","category-limericks","category-mobile-web","category-technology-humor","tag-car-limerick","tag-driver-distractions","tag-driving-poetry","tag-internet-enabled-dashboards","tag-internet-limerick","tag-technology-verse","tag-web-addict"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1394","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1394"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1394\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1404,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1394\/revisions\/1404"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1394"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1394"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1394"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}