{"id":13928,"date":"2012-05-24T16:04:46","date_gmt":"2012-05-24T20:04:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=13928"},"modified":"2016-05-25T15:27:46","modified_gmt":"2016-05-25T19:27:46","slug":"escargot-day-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2012\/05\/24\/escargot-day-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick Ode To National Escargot Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today may be <a href=\"http:\/\/fox8.com\/2012\/05\/24\/its-national-escargot-day\/\">National Escargot Day<\/a>, but I&#8217;m still NOT eating them.  I don&#8217;t care HOW much garlic and wine you slip in:<\/p>\n<p>Limerick Ode To National Escargot Day<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>There are foods I won&#8217;t touch on a bet.<br \/>\nThey may well be quite tasty, and yet&#8212;<br \/>\nCreepy dishes like snails&#8212;<br \/>\nI would rather chew nails.<br \/>\nEscargot&#8217;s a no-go. Sorry. Nyet!<\/p>\n<p>(You can find more of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/food_and_drink.html\">my food humor here<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today may be National Escargot Day, but I&#8217;m still NOT eating them. I don&#8217;t care HOW much garlic and wine you slip in: Limerick Ode To National Escargot Day By Madeleine Begun Kane There are foods I won&#8217;t touch on a bet. They may well be quite tasty, and yet&#8212; Creepy dishes like snails&#8212; I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[41,42],"tags":[3084,328,2097,3085,3083],"class_list":["post-13928","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food-drink-humor","category-limericks","tag-escargot-humor","tag-food-verse","tag-may-holidays","tag-national-escargot-day","tag-snails-limerick"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13928","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13928"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13928\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":37431,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13928\/revisions\/37431"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13928"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13928"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13928"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}