{"id":13869,"date":"2013-09-13T02:30:44","date_gmt":"2013-09-13T06:30:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=13869"},"modified":"2014-07-03T15:11:23","modified_gmt":"2014-07-03T19:11:23","slug":"bald-is-beautiful-day-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2013\/09\/13\/bald-is-beautiful-day-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Bald Limerick"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Happy <a href=\"http:\/\/www.examiner.com\/article\/bald-is-beautiful-day-famous-bald-and-beautiful-celebrities\">&#8220;Bald Is Beautiful Day.&#8221;<\/a> (September 13)<\/p>\n<p>Bald Limerick<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>A hot woman was very enthralled<br \/>\nWith a man who was totally bald.<br \/>\nIt wasn&#8217;t his smarts<br \/>\nOr his charm or his parts,<br \/>\nBut the central AC he&#8217;d installed.<\/p>\n<p>Update: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.brooklyneagle.com\/articles\/brooklyn-today-july-3-2014-07-03-120000\">Air Conditioning Appreciation days<\/a> run from July 3 to August 15. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Happy &#8220;Bald Is Beautiful Day.&#8221; (September 13) Bald Limerick By Madeleine Begun Kane A hot woman was very enthralled With a man who was totally bald. It wasn&#8217;t his smarts Or his charm or his parts, But the central AC he&#8217;d installed. Update: Air Conditioning Appreciation days run from July 3 to August 15.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[42,1524,68],"tags":[1381,4208,1380,3825,3826,931,932,4207,2099,5012,4953,716,2095,1336,532,4947],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13869"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13869"}],"version-history":[{"count":21,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13869\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":26975,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13869\/revisions\/26975"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13869"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13869"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13869"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}