{"id":136,"date":"2007-03-24T15:56:48","date_gmt":"2007-03-24T19:56:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2007\/03\/24\/its-not-that-i-dont-like-movies-but\/"},"modified":"2016-04-23T16:42:01","modified_gmt":"2016-04-23T20:42:01","slug":"its-not-that-i-dont-like-movies-but","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2007\/03\/24\/its-not-that-i-dont-like-movies-but\/","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s Not That I Don&#8217;t Like Movies, But&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s Not That I Don&#8217;t Like Movies, But&#8230;<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>I prefer to catch movies at home,<br \/>\nNot in theaters where tall fellows roam.<br \/>\nThere they prowl, on the hunt<br \/>\nFor the seat right in front,<br \/>\nTo bestow a great view of their dome.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Update: April 23 is <a href=\"http:\/\/live-timely-5c6d32152a.time.ly\/event\/national-movie-theater-day\/\">National Movie Theater Day.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s Not That I Don&#8217;t Like Movies, But&#8230; By Madeleine Begun Kane I prefer to catch movies at home, Not in theaters where tall fellows roam. There they prowl, on the hunt For the seat right in front, To bestow a great view of their dome.\u00a0 Update: April 23 is National Movie Theater Day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[50,25,42,67,1524,68,30],"tags":[801,2090,802,800,798,1384,4777,797,4776,5012,799,468,796],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/136"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=136"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/136\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1033,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/136\/revisions\/1033"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=136"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=136"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=136"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}