{"id":13547,"date":"2012-05-10T16:52:10","date_gmt":"2012-05-10T20:52:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=13547"},"modified":"2015-03-09T09:33:06","modified_gmt":"2015-03-09T13:33:06","slug":"workplace-app-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2012\/05\/10\/workplace-app-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick Invention"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>DVerse Poets asks us to wax poetic about <a href=\"http:\/\/dversepoets.com\/2012\/05\/10\/2969\/\">machine dreams<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p>Limerick Invention<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>A fellow invented an app<br \/>\nThat fills a technology gap:<br \/>\nIt gives you a pinch<br \/>\nIf your boss starts to inch<br \/>\nNear your desk, while you&#8217;re taking a nap.<\/p>\n<p>(You can find more of my <a href=\"http:\/\/madkane.com\/comp.html\">technology humor here<\/a>.)<\/p>\n<p>UPDATE: February 28 is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nationalwhateverday.com\/2014\/02\/28\/public-sleeping-day\/\">National Public Sleeping Day.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>UPDATE 2: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.daysoftheyear.com\/days\/napping-day\/\">National Napping Day<\/a> is the second Monday of March (the Monday after DST.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DVerse Poets asks us to wax poetic about machine dreams: Limerick Invention By Madeleine Begun Kane A fellow invented an app That fills a technology gap: It gives you a pinch If your boss starts to inch Near your desk, while you&#8217;re taking a nap. (You can find more of my technology humor here.) UPDATE: [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[49,15,2693,42,1524,55,3,4],"tags":[3046,1521,2091,2063,3045,4030,5012,614,4903,644],"class_list":["post-13547","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-behavior-personality","category-computer-humor","category-inventions-humor","category-limericks","category-odd-holidays","category-sleep-humor","category-technology-humor","category-workplace-humor","tag-apps-limerick","tag-boss-humor","tag-february-holidays","tag-inventions-poem","tag-napping-limerick","tag-national-public-sleeping-day","tag-odd-holidays","tag-sleep-poetry","tag-technology-humor","tag-workplace-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13547","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13547"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13547\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24997,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13547\/revisions\/24997"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13547"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13547"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13547"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}