{"id":135,"date":"2007-03-23T03:16:32","date_gmt":"2007-03-23T07:16:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2007\/03\/23\/boot-licked\/"},"modified":"2012-04-18T03:10:41","modified_gmt":"2012-04-18T07:10:41","slug":"boot-licked","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2007\/03\/23\/boot-licked\/","title":{"rendered":"Boot-Licked"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Boot-Licked<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>My new laptop refuses to boot,<br \/>\nSo I&#8217;m thinking of filing a suit.<br \/>\nPlug and play this sure ain&#8217;t.<br \/>\nIf it started, I&#8217;d faint.<br \/>\nLots of loot for this trash don&#8217;t compute.\u00a0 <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Boot-Licked By Madeleine Begun Kane My new laptop refuses to boot, So I&#8217;m thinking of filing a suit. Plug and play this sure ain&#8217;t. If it started, I&#8217;d faint. Lots of loot for this trash don&#8217;t compute.\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[15,10,42,8,3],"tags":[2822,1813,1474,146,540,2823,1634],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/135"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=135"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/135\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13047,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/135\/revisions\/13047"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=135"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=135"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=135"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}