{"id":13471,"date":"2012-05-08T03:41:55","date_gmt":"2012-05-08T07:41:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=13471"},"modified":"2012-05-08T03:41:55","modified_gmt":"2012-05-08T07:41:55","slug":"husband-mark-kane-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2012\/05\/08\/husband-mark-kane-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Yet Another Limerick Ode To My Husband Mark Kane"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yet Another Limerick Ode To My Husband Mark Kane<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Oh, what have I done to my Mark:<br \/>\nTaught him limerick writing, and hark!<br \/>\nNow he&#8217;ll draft something new,<br \/>\nThen lug laptop to loo &#8212;<br \/>\nI can&#8217;t hide from his poetry arc.<\/p>\n<p>(Note from Mad Kane: I&#8217;m really not making this up. On Sunday, Mark followed me into the bathroom, carrying his laptop.  That&#8217;s how eager he was to show me his latest limerick.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yet Another Limerick Ode To My Husband Mark Kane By Madeleine Begun Kane Oh, what have I done to my Mark: Taught him limerick writing, and hark! Now he&#8217;ll draft something new, Then lug laptop to loo &#8212; I can&#8217;t hide from his poetry arc. (Note from Mad Kane: I&#8217;m really not making this up. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[49,13,120,42,2,16,69],"tags":[827,236,611,382,1088,175,589,2738,1166],"class_list":["post-13471","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-behavior-personality","category-family-humor","category-family-verse","category-limericks","category-marriage-humor","category-relationship-humor","category-writing-humor","tag-bathroom-humor","tag-creativity","tag-husband-humor","tag-husband-wife-limerick","tag-husbands-wives","tag-mark-kane","tag-marriage-verse","tag-show-offs","tag-writing-publishing-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13471","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13471"}],"version-history":[{"count":18,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13471\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13489,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13471\/revisions\/13489"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13471"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13471"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13471"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}