{"id":1339,"date":"2010-01-12T01:49:34","date_gmt":"2010-01-12T05:49:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=1339"},"modified":"2010-01-12T01:52:31","modified_gmt":"2010-01-12T05:52:31","slug":"simon-say-it-aint-so","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2010\/01\/12\/simon-say-it-aint-so\/","title":{"rendered":"Simon, Say It Ain&#8217;t So!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Insult judge&#8221; <a href=\"http:\/\/hollywoodinsider.ew.com\/2010\/01\/11\/simon-cowell-confirms-his-departure-from-american-idol-this-season\/\">Simon Cowell is leaving American Idol<\/a> at the end of this season.  How will I ever survive?  <\/p>\n<p>Simon, Say It Ain&#8217;t So!  (Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Dear Simon, your snark&#8217;s sometimes mean,<br \/>\nBut on Idol you&#8217;re surely the dean.<br \/>\nYour vocal critiques<br \/>\nAre the smartest most weeks.<br \/>\nWill I watch it post-Cowell? Not keen!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Insult judge&#8221; Simon Cowell is leaving American Idol at the end of this season. How will I ever survive? Simon, Say It Ain&#8217;t So! (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane Dear Simon, your snark&#8217;s sometimes mean, But on Idol you&#8217;re surely the dean. Your vocal critiques Are the smartest most weeks. Will I watch it post-Cowell? [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[56,42,24,71],"tags":[299,311,319,960,961],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1339"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1339"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1339\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1347,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1339\/revisions\/1347"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1339"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1339"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1339"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}