Motherly Angst (Limerick)
\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n
A mom at the end of her rope
\nSaid “It’s hopeless! I simply can’t cope.
\nBoth the food and the band
\nAppear to be canned.
\nThe rest of my kids must elope!”<\/p>\n
Happy Mother’s Day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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