My Telemarketer Hang-up (Limerick)
\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n
My name’s on the “do not call” list,
\nBut our phone rings non-stop, and I’m pissed.
\n“How’s my energy plan?”
\nSays a voice — not a man,
\nBut a bot, energetic’ly dissed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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