{"id":133,"date":"2007-03-21T14:47:06","date_gmt":"2007-03-21T18:47:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2007\/03\/21\/spring-limerick-contest-results-and-the-winners-are\/"},"modified":"2012-04-18T03:19:04","modified_gmt":"2012-04-18T07:19:04","slug":"spring-limerick-contest-results-and-the-winners-are","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2007\/03\/21\/spring-limerick-contest-results-and-the-winners-are\/","title":{"rendered":"Spring Limerick Contest Results &#8212; And The Winners are&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Thanks to all of you who participated in this, my first limerick writing contest.\u00a0 (And yes, I&#8217;ll be holding these contests regularly.)<\/p>\n<p>The response to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2007\/03\/13\/spring-limerick-contest-with-money-prizes\/\">my spring limerick contest<\/a> exceeded my wildest hopes &#8211; nearly 60 poems were submitted.\u00a0 In fact, there were so many wonderful entries &#8212; some poignant, some laugh-out-loud funny &#8212; that it was hard to select the winners.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>But the voting&#8217;s in and the panel\u00a0has rendered its decision.\u00a0 Okay, I admit it &#8212;\u00a0 it was a panel of one &#8212;\u00a0me.\u00a0 Still,\u00a0I did so much arguing with myself, that it felt like a much larger panel.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m awarding a First Prize ($25 in PayPal cash), a Second Prize ($10 in\u00a0PayPal cash), and five Honorable Mentions.\u00a0 And the winners are&#8230;\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>FIRST PRIZE goes to <a href=\"http:\/\/grahamlester.typepad.com\/point2point\/\">Graham Lester<\/a>\u00a0for this lovely limerick:<\/p>\n<p>Blossoms bloom, we\u2019re in love, and it\u2019s Spring!<br \/>\nHow delightful, you\u2019re going to sing!<br \/>\nYou\u2019re as sweet as a flower,<br \/>\nYet I\u2019m suddenly sour<br \/>\nAs you say, \u201cAnd now something by Sting. . .\u201d<\/p>\n<p>SECOND PRIZE goes to Bob Dvorak for this fine limerick:<\/p>\n<p>Flight of fancy, my love taking wing<br \/>\nJoins the jaybirds and bluebirds that sing<br \/>\nAs the days burgeon long \u2013<br \/>\nHear my heart beating strong<br \/>\nFor my darling. I love you. It\u2019s spring!<\/p>\n<p>And five HONORABLE MENTIONS go to (in no particular order) &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>J. E. Pettit:<br \/>\nIt\u2019s springtime, which means that my fancy<br \/>\nIs turning to thoughts of my Nancy.<br \/>\nBut marry this summer?<br \/>\nI\u2019d have to be dumber;<br \/>\nHer husband would kill us! Too chancy!<\/p>\n<p>hugh t:<br \/>\nPassion\u2019s flames have died down to an ember:<br \/>\nShe is April; I\u2019m chill December.<br \/>\nIt\u2019s a rather sad thing<br \/>\nTo remember one\u2019s Spring<br \/>\nWhen there\u2019s not much spring left in one\u2019s member.<\/p>\n<p>Richard Stehr:<br \/>\nThrough the winter I slog and I schlep,<br \/>\nBut in spring there\u2019s a spring in my step.<br \/>\nAll the birds are in song,<br \/>\nAnd I\u2019m singing along<br \/>\nWith a throat that is strong\u2026and not strep.<\/p>\n<p>Mephistopheles:<br \/>\nThat \u201cSproing!\u201d that we hear is the sound<br \/>\nAs our greenery springs from the ground.<br \/>\nEvery Spring, there\u2019s a chance<br \/>\nWe\u2019ll get rioting plants,<br \/>\nWhen their mainsprings get overly wound.<\/p>\n<p>David Franks:<br \/>\nThough it\u2019s cold, I find winter infernal\u2013<br \/>\nIts dim, lifeless stay seems eternal.<br \/>\nTake this hiemal night!<br \/>\nGive me growth, life and light:<br \/>\nMy favorite days are the vernal.<\/p>\n<p>Congratulations to all the winners, and thanks again\u00a0to everybody who participated. (You can read <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2007\/03\/13\/spring-limerick-contest-with-money-prizes\/\">all of the entries here.<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p>And please stay tuned &#8212; I&#8217;ll be announcing another limerick contest very soon <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/\">right here in this blog.<\/a> I should be posting something about it mid-April, just as soon as I get my tax return done. And the topics will be &#8212; you guessed it &#8212; money and taxes. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Thanks to all of you who participated in this, my first limerick writing contest.\u00a0 (And yes, I&#8217;ll be holding these contests regularly.) The response to my spring limerick contest exceeded my wildest hopes &#8211; nearly 60 poems were submitted.\u00a0 In fact, there were so many wonderful entries &#8212; some poignant, some laugh-out-loud funny &#8212; that [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[62,84,65,42,64,58],"tags":[1197,5009,1837,716,2827,2829,2828],"class_list":["post-133","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-contests","category-limerick-award-winners","category-limerick-writing-contest","category-limericks","category-poetry-contest","category-seasons-humor","tag-contest-results","tag-limerick-contest","tag-march-holidays","tag-seasonal-verse","tag-spring-limericks","tag-spring-poetry","tag-winning-spring-limericks"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/133","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=133"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/133\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13049,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/133\/revisions\/13049"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=133"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=133"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=133"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}