{"id":12998,"date":"2012-04-17T15:49:25","date_gmt":"2012-04-17T19:49:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=12998"},"modified":"2016-04-18T17:37:12","modified_gmt":"2016-04-18T21:37:12","slug":"pet-owners-day-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2012\/04\/17\/pet-owners-day-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Pet Owners Independence Day Limerick (April 18)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Are you all ready for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cute-calendar.com\/event\/pet-owners-independence-day\/13506.html\">National Pet Owners Independence Day<\/a>? <\/p>\n<p>A gal who&#8217;d been cleaning was jarred<br \/>\nBy some leaves just dragged in from her yard.<br \/>\nDisplaying a broom,<br \/>\nShe yelled, &#8220;Sweep up this room!&#8221;<br \/>\nTo her dog.  (Guess she&#8217;s working too hard.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Are you all ready for National Pet Owners Independence Day? A gal who&#8217;d been cleaning was jarred By some leaves just dragged in from her yard. Displaying a broom, She yelled, &#8220;Sweep up this room!&#8221; To her dog. (Guess she&#8217;s working too hard.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17,81,49,57,46,42,1524],"tags":[2797,775,2090,708,655,761,332,1947,772,4771,277,1163],"class_list":["post-12998","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-animal-humor","category-anxiety-stress","category-behavior-personality","category-chores-humor","category-house-home-humor","category-limericks","category-odd-holidays","tag-animal-pet-humor","tag-animal-verse","tag-april-holidays","tag-backyard","tag-dog-verse","tag-dogs-humor","tag-household-chores","tag-household-tools","tag-pet-owners","tag-pet-owners-independence-day","tag-spring-cleaning","tag-stress-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12998","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12998"}],"version-history":[{"count":20,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12998\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":36976,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12998\/revisions\/36976"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12998"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12998"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12998"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}