{"id":128,"date":"2007-03-16T03:27:43","date_gmt":"2007-03-16T07:27:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2007\/03\/16\/taxing-times-humor-column\/"},"modified":"2012-04-18T03:36:09","modified_gmt":"2012-04-18T07:36:09","slug":"taxing-times-humor-column","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2007\/03\/16\/taxing-times-humor-column\/","title":{"rendered":"Taxing Times"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Taxing Times<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>My husband Mark and I usually prepare our joint tax returns jointly. Being good citizens, we begin early in February with tax planning discussions like this:<\/p>\n<p><strong>Mark:<\/strong> We really should start doing our taxes next Saturday.<br \/>\n<strong>Me:<\/strong> You&#8217;re absolutely right. I&#8217;ll pick up Quicksand&#8217;s ShirkoTax this week.<\/p>\n<p>By late March we&#8217;ve made impressive progress:<\/p>\n<p><strong>Mark:<\/strong> We really should start doing our taxes next Saturday.<br \/>\n<strong>Me:<\/strong> You&#8217;re absolutely right. I&#8217;ll pick up Quicksand&#8217;s ShirkoTax this week.<\/p>\n<p>Our tax planning culminates promptly on April 14 when Mark boots up the computer, loads ShirkoTax, and does whatever it is one does with tax software. &#8230; (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/taxingtimes.html\">Taxing Times is continued here.<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Taxing Times By Madeleine Begun Kane\u00a0 My husband Mark and I usually prepare our joint tax returns jointly. Being good citizens, we begin early in February with tax planning discussions like this: Mark: We really should start doing our taxes next Saturday. Me: You&#8217;re absolutely right. I&#8217;ll pick up Quicksand&#8217;s ShirkoTax this week. By late [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[78,2,8,47],"tags":[803,1099,1837,1100,1098],"class_list":["post-128","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor-columns","category-marriage-humor","category-money-humor","category-tax-satire","tag-husband-wife-humor","tag-income-tax-humor","tag-march-holidays","tag-money-satire","tag-tax-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/128","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=128"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/128\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13054,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/128\/revisions\/13054"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=128"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=128"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=128"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}