{"id":12798,"date":"2012-04-10T05:15:39","date_gmt":"2012-04-10T09:15:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=12798"},"modified":"2012-04-10T05:15:39","modified_gmt":"2012-04-10T09:15:39","slug":"tax-return-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2012\/04\/10\/tax-return-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Reining In Your Returns (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A horseback-riding reader asked me to write a tax-related limerick.  Here&#8217;s what I came up with:<\/p>\n<p>Reining In Your Returns (Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>To the folks who find horseback transcendent,<br \/>\nPlease beware, you could be a defendant,<br \/>\nIf when doing your tax,<br \/>\nYou err to the max<br \/>\nBy declaring your horse a &#8220;dependent.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A horseback-riding reader asked me to write a tax-related limerick. Here&#8217;s what I came up with: Reining In Your Returns (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane To the folks who find horseback transcendent, Please beware, you could be a defendant, If when doing your tax, You err to the max By declaring your horse a &#8220;dependent.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[17,42,8,47],"tags":[775,2752,2156,1277,1288,1099,185,198,687,189],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12798"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12798"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12798\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12805,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12798\/revisions\/12805"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12798"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12798"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12798"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}