{"id":12782,"date":"2016-07-16T17:10:13","date_gmt":"2016-07-16T21:10:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=12782"},"modified":"2016-07-16T17:27:03","modified_gmt":"2016-07-16T21:27:03","slug":"world-snake-day-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2016\/07\/16\/world-snake-day-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"World Snake Day Limerick (July 16)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Happy <a href=\"http:\/\/www.open.edu\/openlearn\/history-the-arts\/culture\/religious-studies\/world-snake-day-snakes-religion\">World Snake Day! (July 16)<\/a><\/p>\n<p>A man was beginning to grasp<br \/>\nThe danger of bites from an asp.<br \/>\nA thought bubble snaked<br \/>\nThrough his brainwaves half-baked:<br \/>\n&#8220;Pet asp? I&#8217;m an ass!&#8221; &#8212; his last gasp!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Happy World Snake Day! (July 16) A man was beginning to grasp The danger of bites from an asp. A thought bubble snaked Through his brainwaves half-baked: &#8220;Pet asp? I&#8217;m an ass!&#8221; &#8212; his last gasp!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17,33,42,1524],"tags":[775,2099,5012,2751,2755,2750],"class_list":["post-12782","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-animal-humor","category-holiday-humor","category-limericks","category-odd-holidays","tag-animal-verse","tag-july-holidays","tag-odd-holidays","tag-reptiles","tag-snake-limericks","tag-snakes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12782","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12782"}],"version-history":[{"count":41,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12782\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":37906,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12782\/revisions\/37906"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12782"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12782"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12782"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}