I’m short. Five-foot-zero, to be specific. But I never wear heels. Okay, I do have one pair of special-occasion shoes with a one-inch heel. Does that even count?<\/p>\n
I forswore high heels way back in my early twenties. Why? Isn’t it obvious? Because they hurt! Besides, even if I braved three-inch heels, I’d still be really short. Plus I’ve never thought teetering was all that sexy. <\/p>\n
And that brings me to my latest limerick:<\/p>\n
Shoo, Heels!
\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n
I’m short, but wear flats — never heels.
\nCuz they hurt. Gals, you know how it feels.
\nSo my word to height seekers:
\nJust give me some sneakers,
\nOr flip flops, or better yet — wheels.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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