{"id":12299,"date":"2012-03-21T15:37:29","date_gmt":"2012-03-21T19:37:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=12299"},"modified":"2012-03-21T15:37:29","modified_gmt":"2012-03-21T19:37:29","slug":"poem-publication-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2012\/03\/21\/poem-publication-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick Ode To Obnoxious Poetry Submission Guidelines"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today (World Poetry Day) a discussion broke out on Facebook about the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/groups\/PoemingFriends\/275022379239469\/\">unreasonable rules poetry magazines often have regarding prior publication<\/a>.  So I couldn&#8217;t resist writing this limerick about these virgin-poem policies:<\/p>\n<p>Limerick Ode To Obnoxious Poetry Submission Guidelines<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>If you hope for the honor and thrill,<br \/>\nTo be published by us in our swill,<br \/>\nThe work that you write<br \/>\nMust have never seen light.<br \/>\nAnd remember, don&#8217;t send us a bill.<\/p>\n<p>Happy World Poetry Day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today (World Poetry Day) a discussion broke out on Facebook about the unreasonable rules poetry magazines often have regarding prior publication. So I couldn&#8217;t resist writing this limerick about these virgin-poem policies: Limerick Ode To Obnoxious Poetry Submission Guidelines By Madeleine Begun Kane If you hope for the honor and thrill, To be published by [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[33,42,69],"tags":[1837,2706,2708,2707,2018,184,1166],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12299"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12299"}],"version-history":[{"count":16,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12299\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12315,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12299\/revisions\/12315"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12299"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12299"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12299"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}